I have to admit that I LOVE a good trainwreck. I don’t watch a lot of reality TV because it bores me. I still watch Big Brother after 14 seasons, and feel obligated to follow it each year just because I have done so for so long. The other night a friend told me about Honey Boo Boo. I am NOT a fan of Todders & Tiaras, and think that most of those children need some good ol’ fashioned discipline and the mothers need extensive psychotherapy. Apparently Honey Boo Boo was featured on the show (oops I missed it) and has become an internet sensation – she has even trended on Twitter #honeybooboo. So…I went off to search for Honey Boo Boo.
WHY!! WHY!! WHY did I do this? LMAO I watched all the episodes! I couldn’t stop myself! This family is OUTRAGEOUS and Honey Boo Boo aka Alana is hysterical. Her family embraces the stereotype of redneck. Before her pageants she drinks Go-Go juice. It’s a mixture of Mountain Dew, Redbull and pixie sticks. Who wouldn’t want their kid all jacked up on this crack in a bottle? LMAO
Honey Boo Boo lost some pageants and Mama June and Sugar Bear (I swear, I’m not making this up LOL) bought her a teacup piggy named Glitzy. I fear for Glitzy. If the auction house closes and Mama June can’t go couponin’, Glitzy better make a run for safe haven!
Maybe I’ll change my name to Prinnie Boo Boo!by