Prinnie Boo Boo?

I have to admit that I LOVE a good trainwreck.  I don’t watch a lot of reality TV because it bores me.  I still watch Big Brother after 14 seasons, and feel obligated to follow it each year just because I have done so for so long.  The other night a friend told me about Honey Boo Boo.  I am NOT a fan of Todders & Tiaras, and think that most of those children need some good ol’ fashioned discipline and the mothers need extensive psychotherapy.  Apparently Honey Boo Boo was featured on the show (oops I missed it) and has become an internet sensation – she has even trended on Twitter #honeybooboo.  So…I went off to search for Honey Boo Boo.

WHY!! WHY!! WHY did I do this? LMAO  I watched all the episodes!  I couldn’t stop myself!  This family is OUTRAGEOUS and Honey Boo Boo aka Alana is hysterical.  Her family embraces the stereotype of redneck.  Before her pageants she drinks Go-Go juice.  It’s a mixture of Mountain Dew, Redbull and pixie sticks.  Who wouldn’t want their kid all jacked up on this crack in a bottle? LMAO

Honey Boo Boo lost some pageants and Mama June and Sugar Bear (I swear, I’m not making this up LOL) bought her a teacup piggy named Glitzy.  I fear for Glitzy.  If the auction house closes and Mama June can’t go couponin’,  Glitzy better make a run for safe haven!



Maybe I’ll change my name to Prinnie Boo Boo!

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  1. Freetonia

    There great thing about this family is that they know exactly what they are and make no apologies for how trashy they are, and they seem to really enjoy their lives. It’s a real mess looking into their world but they seem to genuinely be happy. Other than drugging that kid with Red Bull I’m going out on a limb and say they are loving parents. It’s just such a trainwreck when you have almost nothing to relate to them in anyway. It’s like looking at a documentary from another primitive culture. I mean no disrespect but that family is like nothing I’ve ever seen in my life. But the children do seem loved, even though they can barely be with other people in a social context. I thought the etiquette teacher was going to die just being near them. Completely clueless.

  2. PQ

    They are worse than a train wreck! The mother is a filthy pig. I’m sorry who goes on TV and discusses their lack of bathing and their “Neck Crust”, letting a pig shit on your kitchen table, really? Mama’s reasoning for Anna being knocked up is, “you do the do, you do the time”. Of course Mama had Anna when she was 15 at least Anna waited 2 years. She goes to an auction and all she got was junk food!! I’m sure she does love her kids, that doesn’t make her a good parent. Extreme couponing? Yeah everyone needs more toilet paper than they can wipe their asses with and enough laundry soap to wash 8 years worth of laundry.

    Where is the shame in these people? Do they not care that they are being humiliated on national TV or does the money mean more? As for Honey Boo Boo’s pageant career, it won’t last too much longer. No offense to the little girl but given how she is being raised, you can put all the lipstick you want on a pig and it will still be a pig in the end. She will no doubt end up like the rest of her family.

    Then you have Eden Woods on the LOGO channel. Why would they put this little girls reality show on a gay channel and at 10pm no less? Not like they are trying to draw in younger viewers at that time of night. Am I the only one creeped out by that?

    1. prinnie (Post author)

      The pig crapping on the table was disgusting! They have no shame and I think that’s why I couldn’t stop watching it. I was mortified so many times, and I imagine the money means much more to them than being publicly humiliated. The sad thing is – there are more people like this out there. The internet is FULL of these freaks.

  3. RadioDeJay

    OMG! Why not just give the child a hit of speed instead of giving her go go juice. I mean she is basically doping up her kid so that the child will be more hyper in order to compete.
    I hate child pageants. These Mom’s should all be charged with child abuse. This show is just like Dance Moms. I watched that show once of twice and I felt so sorry for those children. Sometimes I feel that the Mom’s are acting out their own childhood fantasies using their child.

    I have even read where some of these children have even had to go through plastic surgery just to make them more perfect. What kind of image our we sending these children. That it is ok to use some kind of chemical to make you more happier and that you have to be a perfect looking child?

    1. prinnie (Post author)

      They are being taught that it is not okay to be happy in your own skin and I HATED Dance Moms. Those women were horrible, and IMO these pageant moms are living vicariously through their children. If you look at the majority of the pageant moms, they are all terribly obese and not well kept. I think they push these children too hard and most probably don’t enjoy it as much as mommy says so.

      1. RadioDeJay

        You would have thought they would have learned something from the Jon Benet Ramsey case. Look at how she was being pushed into that world. Even though we do not know who killed her but it could possibly been someone who had seen her at some pageant.
        It is one thing to enter your child in a local fair pageant contest but when they are being made to act like mini adults and having facial procedures done than that is going too far. Even Miss America isn’t like these child pageants.

  4. RadioDeJay

    I just saw this on one of the news websites. It is about one mother whose daughter was on that show and she lost custody of her daughter because of the way the Mom had dressed her. Here is the link:

  5. PQ

    Here’s a link that works–abc-news-tv.html

    “Jackson said the costume was never meant to be sexual”

    Then what do adding boobs and ass represent if not something sexual? Could she not just put the little girl in a blonde Dolly type wig and a glittery dress while playing a Dolly Parton song and give the impression the girl was impersonating Dolly? I think she could have. Like the mother who dressed her daughter up as Julia Roberts hooker character. That wasn’t suppose to be meant sexual either but that’s exactly what being a hooker is about, SEX!

    I agree with you Prin, these mothers are living through their children. Well at least the pedo’s are happy. They don’t have to go far to jerk off to their little fantasy girls. Just tune into TLC and they can find them. People make me sick!

    1. prinnie (Post author)

      AMEN!!! There was no reason to add the fake boobs or butt. NONE and you’re right about those shows being a perv’s paradise. I can’t stand watching them – the whole concept skeeves me the hell out.

  6. Sheila Dowdell

    My grand-daughters and I watched this several times and after a while it was just plain stupid , even for rednecks…lol


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