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Prinnie Boo Boo?

I have to admit that I LOVE a good trainwreck.  I don’t watch a lot of reality TV because it bores me.  I still watch Big Brother after 14 seasons, and feel obligated to follow it each year just because I have done so for so long.  The other night a friend told me about Honey Boo Boo.  I am NOT a fan of Todders & Tiaras, and think that most of those children need some good ol’ fashioned discipline and the mothers need extensive psychotherapy.  Apparently Honey Boo Boo was featured on the show (oops I missed it) and has become an internet sensation – she has even trended on Twitter #honeybooboo.  So…I went off to search for Honey Boo Boo.

WHY!! WHY!! WHY did I do this? LMAO  I watched all the episodes!  I couldn’t stop myself!  This family is OUTRAGEOUS and Honey Boo Boo aka Alana is hysterical.  Her family embraces the stereotype of redneck.  Before her pageants she drinks Go-Go juice.  It’s a mixture of Mountain Dew, Redbull and pixie sticks.  Who wouldn’t want their kid all jacked up on this crack in a bottle? LMAO

Honey Boo Boo lost some pageants and Mama June and Sugar Bear (I swear, I’m not making this up LOL) bought her a teacup piggy named Glitzy.  I fear for Glitzy.  If the auction house closes and Mama June can’t go couponin’,  Glitzy better make a run for safe haven!

Maybe I’ll change my name to Prinnie Boo Boo!