I was flipping through channels tonight and landed at “Toddlers & Tiaras“. OH MUH GAWD! I was ready to crawl through the screen and punch these mothers in the face!! These little girls are insufferable, little snots! There was NOTHING cute about any of this crap. Three year olds were telling adults to SHUT UP and slapping them. The men sackless morons of the house weren’t much to admire either. Most of these girls’ fathers have no clue how much money their wives spend on these pageants, and don’t have the balls to stand up to them to place spending limits on them.
These pageants are CREEPY and the mothers are exploiting their children. I wonder if they aren’t living out their own dreams by forcing them to be pageant kids. All I can think of every time I see these little girls dressed up as pint-sized sluts is John Mark Karr the crazy pedophile who obsessed over Jon Benet Ramsey. From the few shows that I have watched, these little girls are some of the worst behaved children I have ever seen, and I blame this SOLELY on their parents — or utter lack of parenting and discipline.
There aren’t bad kids, but there are shitty parents. Most of these kids do not know how to lose. Their parents hand everything to them and they are not used to not getting what they want. This makes being around them a TREAT. NOT. The parents of these little brats need their rears kicked. I would be ashamed to have a kid that acted like these hellions do. Sorry, but I just don’t see the purpose of having them “compete” when they aren’t even being taught how to lose.
Life is a big shit sandwich, and if you haven’t learned how to eat it gracefully then you’re in a world of hurt on down the road.
I LOVE that show. My girls and I watch it all the time in jaw dropping amazement as these mini bitches in training eat pixie stix and down redbulls.
Don’tcha wanna strangle them??? Especially Makenzie & her mom? But let’s face it…what would America’s white trash do on a Saturday if it weren’t for pageants?
Great post!
LOL you are so right! The mothers are the absolute worst. “she doesn’t act up” meanwhile 3-year old Miss Shady Acres BillieJeanJoeBobbyLou is kicking the shit out of the neighbor’s dog yelling FUCK ALL Y’all all the while smiling with her little gleaming white flipper teefs and spray on tan! Make yer Uncle Daddy proud, darlin!! LMAO
^ OMG LMAO…..but seriously, I’m really creeped out by all the pageants. I’ve never watched the show, but now I’m just curious. What are “we” (by “we”, I mean “they”) teaching our little girls? The only way you win in life is if you look perfect with tons of makeup, spray on tan, gleaming white teeth, and angelic golden hair? Spoiled. Rotten. Brats.
Didn’t you love it just a little that MakenZI didn’t win a thing because she was a big old brat, and yet her mom didn’t use the experience to teach the kid a thing about no making people wait or losing or being a 5 year old bitch? Eden truly hates MakenZI with a passsion, it’s pretty hysterical to see how poisoned that kid is by her absolutely insane mother. I expect she’ll be stabbing assistants in a year or two. It’s horrifying but I love seeing them cry at the same time. I know mean… but I can’t help but laugh.
Those little girls are HEATHENS! their mothers are ignorant freaks who are doing their kids no good by allowing them to behave like wild animals.